"I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known, don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone."

10.12.2004

Got Wood?

Heh, I browsed MSNBC's hardblogger the other morning before first hour and found this one debate result comment by Keith Olberman:

Timber Update: In the middle of its evaluation of Bush-Kerry II, the Hooey from St. Looey, the Scorer's Table warned Mr. Bush during the course of the thirteenth round that if it proved Mr. Kerry was correct in his assertion that the President derived $84 of income from part-ownership of a timber company, the President would be severely
sanctioned.


The Scorer's Table, having taken two hours to let the Blogosphere complete its due diligence (and to permit the scorer to retreat to a corner of the room, don cold compresses, and moan quietly), can now quote the truth from "Factcheck.Org": "President Bush himself would have qualified as a 'small business owner' under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise." Brooks Jackson's marvelous site noted that the timber interest was listed under "royalties" in his 2002 and 2003 returns, indicating The Texas Thunderbolt still has an interest in said
concern.

...

The scorer's table reproaches President Bush for not knowing when he has wood.


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